HELLO! Today’s blog post is a bit of a weird one, I mean… no, seriously, it’s a weird one. I have 5 bizarre crossovers that I’d, kind of, like to see. Don’t judge, just appreciate the artistic integrity of these crossovers.
1. Miranda and The Hunger Games
Hit BBC sitcom Miranda collides with the world of The Hunger Games, with Miranda finding herself and her friends Stevie, Tilly and Gary, and her mother Penny, in Panem. At the quarter quell reaping, it is announced that anybody of any age can be chosen as the district’s tribute for this year’s Hunger Games. Miranda is mistaken for a man (yet again) and finds herself representing District 12 alongside her best friend Stevie Sutton. How will they survive? Will Miranda become the Mockingjay and lead the rebellion against the Capitol?
2. Modern Family and Doctor Who
Just imagine Cam Tucker against the Weeping Angels. Just imagine the screams. Haley would be confused as heck, and Phil would be trying to be best friends with the Twelfth Doctor. I feel like this crossover would actually work quite well, with Alex Dunphy and Mitchell Pritchett practically becoming the Doctor’s companions while Gloria, Manny and Cam scream in fear of the Weeping Angels.
3. The Muppets and Miranda Sings/GloZell
With The Muppets getting their TV series, we’re guaranteed tonnes of guest stars. Now, this isn’t much of a crossover as much as a WE NEED GLOZELL WITH KERMIT AND WE NEED MIRANDA SINGS TO ARGUE WITH MISS PIGGY. Just imagine the sass and all the green.
I ship them. #KerZell
Miranda Sings VS Miss Piggy fight scene please.
4. Keeping Up Appearances and Downton Abbey
Imagine Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouqet) finally achieving her goals of being an upper class snob, only to be challenged by Maggie Smith’s Violet. Mind you, Hyacinth wouldn’t need servants, she’s got Richard.
5. New Girl and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Jess and Kimmy, the ultimate weird people. It would essentially be an episode where they try to compete over how bizarre they are, while Cece and Titus go shopping and Schmidt, Nick, Coach and Winston fight over Jacqueline Vorhees.
Was that bizarre enough?
Check back on September 1st for my August Soundtrack, listing 10 songs I’ve been listening to throughout the month!
Bye for now!
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